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    jerkenglish:

    apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world 

    castielhasthephoneb0x:

    a-study-in-butts:

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    rhydonmyhardon:

    let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

    my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

    my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

    well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

    my boyfriend dated me

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